Saturday, March 15, 2014

Satirical News

"Portion of Finite Life Spent In Mock Fantasy Baseball Draft"
Source: The Onion

Technology has become extremely important in our everyday lives. People do not take any time during the day to go outside and try something new. It is unusual nowadays, to see children in a playground or at the park; instead it is normal to find them on an iPad or playing video games in the house. On March 13, 2014 local web designer, Spencer Krone, devoted his life to his new Fantasy Baseball League on Yahoo! Without even noticing, Krone spent his entire Thursday evening creating his team for the Fantasy Baseball Draft. He believed that Mike Trout was an amazing player, but was crashed when he noticed someone else had already drafted him; just as he reported, "Dammit, somebody already got Mike Trout." He was also hoping to have McCutchen and Goldschmidt. Spencer Krone had reported saying, "his every breathe brought him closer to the inevitable end of his time on earth." Krone is only twenty-six years old and he had chosen to spent over two hours playing a full twenty-three round run for the fantasy draft.
Wasting time playing with technology will keep an individual away from exploring the world. One cannot spend every day locked up in his/her room playing video games; instead one should become more productive and step outside.

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